Wednesday, March 09, 2005

that's why they don't make tank tops in double XL

its decided

fat people, mostly men, are not meant to be seen naked. EVER!

i have a drawing class in which we draw models
usually it's fun
much more interesting and important that drawing
boxes

but today, we had a male model
who just happened to be a fellow student
a fellow UGLY student

now, he was hovering below average with clothes
on
so i don't have to describe how his stock plummeted when he dropped throw

i don't want be be a terrible person
this man donates his nudity for my learning experience
and im here judging his ugly pasty, body?

that's horrible!

me judging him, not his body...
which is also horrible

but it has brought me to the realization, that fat people, no, fat men
should never be naked
sew their clothes right on!

now men in general are not good for drawing, or art at all really
the male form just does NOT lend it self to fine art
i mean, unless you're David, or Zeus or some other bronzed god, leave the job to the women!

eww

c r i n g e
there is no escaping it
i could have had dreams about a sexy CLOTHED ashton kutcher.
ok maybe he could be topless
but now...they will probably be a tainted by a sea of pasty, floppy, clumpy, fat mens brestage

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

diary confessions of a mad black drama queen

too many people are confessing to their neuroses theses days.

2004 was the year of secrets:

with diary of alicia keys,
diary of a mad black woman (05)
bridgett jones diary
confessions of a dangerous mind (03)
confessions of a drama queen
and just plane confessions by usher


this is such a conspiracy
people are trying to lure you and you fat pockets into believing that you are being invited into their private thoughts

which is not true


duh, bridgette, you're fat
yeah, usher, you're a cheating player

can you keep a secret?
this post is going nowhere