caveman

my internet is down

so im writing this on word

i went down to the front desk to find out what was wrong with this thing,
and they just stare at me blindly
as if im handing them an engine and asking them to repair it.

That part was weak, I'll come back to it and make it funnier in a sec

I mean, do they really expect me to go to the computer lounge?

use those disgusting, germ infested computers with the rest of the non-owning computer commoners?

Um, I don't think so!

You really expect me to openly search for pictures of justin timberlake within eye shot of witnesses waiting to expose me,

accusing me of being a anti-pop poser?
Letting people know that yes...i am on some level a sheep who just wants to see him topples

But would deny it to the tortus if you ever asked me about it!
In fact, im going to delete this part later when I post - lest I forget
Reminder: look up lest in dictionary and make sure it makes sense

So, im still unhooked

And I feel disconnected

Lost

What is my computer good for if not a glorified typewriter without internet?

everything I came up with doing to kill time involved the internet
- check e-mail (obvious i know)
- send e-mail ( im slow)
- update my itunes
- talk to les
everything involves the web!

I guess this means im actually going to have to do my hmwrk.

bleh