"dont trust anything that can bleed for five days and not die."

ilove that.

if i were a guy for one day, one of the first things i would do would be to say that.

then...i would make my way to jake gyllenhaals gym locker room..

i didn't go to class today...but i had a good reason!!!!

im surfing the crimson wave and i felt (and still do) SO green.

oh gross.

i missed my angry feminist class - so i figure my prof would be sensitive to stuff like this.

first week of class, and i think im off to a good start dont you?


I GET TO GO HOME!!!!

back to toronto!!!!

oh god - i love you toronto!!!

the bums, the stink, the semi clean subways!!!!!!

i love you like ice cubes in bermuda!!!!


now, everybody SCREAM!!!!